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Finding a partner that's right for your un-lifestyle:
Many vampires find themselves at an age where human companionship is no longer fulfilling their emotional needs. It's tempting to turn to these young, delicious blood-bags for pleasure, but they always seem to run out just as quickly as you've caught them. The relationship becomes draining, (more-so for them of course), and so you either turn them (yay, another immortal spouse to care for!) or leave the body you once cherished to your harem of undead wives. At LoveBytez.com we believe that finding a partner that suits your un-lifestyle is the most important component to building an everlasting relationship. In terms of fidelity, vampires under a century are usually too new to the undead lifestyle; they might still have commitments to living beings, and will probably expect you to provide the first meal you have together. However, vampires of this age are similarly still full of zest for the afterlife, so dating one might remind you of why you love being undead again! In contrast, vampires over a millenia can be quite settled in to their own routine, and who wouldn't be after 1000 years? This could cause difficulties if you're still traveling to build your reputation as a vampire to be feared. But, this could also be your chance to see what real vampire wealth and stability looks like; vampires of this age often never need to hunt for meals, being so established they've claimed the right to terrorize whole towns! In immortal relationships, it's important to consider language and cultural differences as well. Although earlier and more traditional vampires might be Transylvanian purists, not every vampire will be able to speak Romanian. With the same considerations, not every vampire will have prioritized keeping up with modern slang. Most vampires choose to keep harems, while your views on women might be more slightly more progressive (keep in mind the shift towards mixed gender groups!). It's crucial that you don't judge a book by it's cover, and instead try to understand where your date is coming from. There are only so many vampires, and turning down a potential match over wether children are a part of their diet or not will lead you back to decades of isolation.
BDSM for the everyday Bat-chelor:
When bloodlust consumes most of your life, a lust for your partner can often fall to the wayside. So how do you keep your coffin rockin'? Luckily, numerous structures of vampire life already coincide with an erotic movement adapted by humans, known as the acronym "BDSM" or "Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, and Sadomasochism". Many vampires already participate in these forms of erotic behavior under different names. The regular requirements of vampirism include branding creatures of the night irresistible (thank you hypnosis!). An example of an action already falling under BDSM is harem keeping;it could be defined under the "Dominance and Submission" aspect of the acronym. Many vampires also enjoy being referred to as 'Master' and in capturing and keeping human slaves. Using hypnosis and dreams to control a victim's movements could be seen as an advanced psychic form of bondage or discipline. However, engaging in these behaviors with a vampire of equal stature requires proper adjustments. Most vampires will find themselves categorized as 'dominant', which is typical of the powerful undead. When you're a feared creature of the night, you get used to people obeying you. One way to overcome this is taking a break from being 'Master' for the night, letting your partner wear the fangs for the duration of your activities. Some couples find that they both require the ability to terrorize, and so a good solution here would be to team up on a harem together. Harems and polyamory are great for vampiric couples, as if even humans get bored in their short-lived relationships, it's understandable that after 300 years you might want to see another face. To liven things up you could make your polyamorous ventures into a game; maybe seeing who can drink the most virgin blood in one night? To dip a talon into Sadomasochism, try having your partner play human for the night, and mimic sucking their blood. You can clamp your fangs down, but be sure not to drink anything or one night of adventure could turn (even more) deadly. We recommend having a 'safe word', something that will let you or your partner know to stop the activity immediately, something like, "crucifix" or "holy water". For the immortal, one night can feel like a minute to a mortal, so employing these or variations on these ideas into your daily routine overtime can keep you and your lover's blood-pumping.
